"Darren is Xzibit meets Jackie Chan and it shows in his work...exhilarating and vehement in it's nature..."- K. Massaker (Habitual Exaggerator)
"...has more depth than a stick of gum...two thumbs way up! Fine holiday fun for the whole family!"- A. Tobin (Sarcasm Queen)
"Darren is one of the least influential Asians I've ever seen, but he's a persistant bugger..."- A. Ozark (5/8 Funny Guy)
"...
my mouth kills...f*ck no...I'm in pain...AND I look like a chipmunk...plenty of acorns in my cheeks to go around."- M. Krenek (Token Czech Girl)
"Darren A. Yuen is the best EBFF a girl could ask for. Darren, a.k.a. "Jin," is quick to lend an e-ear from work whenever I'm feeling down and suicidal in law school. Further, my iPod would be naked without his generous AIM file sharing and his super searcher skills."- B. Maleki (EBFF)
"I don't want to be your friend anymore!" - M. Jankaew (Best Friend...on occasion)
"Don't go on long vacations when you're around Darren."- C. Pagtakhan (Cynical Ex-Girlfriend)
"I enjoy Darren's company but if he even thinks of talking over Grey's Anatomy I'll kill him."- Roni (Jew Crew)
"Darren, is the most unique, geniune, heartwarming, young man I have met in a very long time. Even though he uses crazy words like, "BLAST!", I couldn't be happier I have met him and have become great friends."- T. Gonzalez (Sik Sycophant)
"Blinded by the Bling."- J. Raimond (Co-[hardly]Worker)
"Do we know each other?"- E. Chiang (The Not So Friendly Giant)
